The secret of Leo's 'hair' is finally revealed.

Earlier this year, Bill Doty of Broken Newz published a shocking report on the misuse of the toupee (aka "rug," "piece," "hair hat") among some of our most beloved celebrities. Perhaps most shocking of all is that TechTV's own Leo Laporte is one of the accused.
Leo has argued for years (somewhat defensively) that his perfectly sculpted pile of salt-and-pepper locks is 100 percent Laporte, but many of us have had our doubts.
This Thursday we'll solve the mystery once and for all. We've invited Doty himself to appear live on "The Screen Savers" for the sole purpose of taking a tug on Leo's "hair." Will it give? Will it stick? Will it stick a little and then give? Watch Thursday to find out.
In the meantime, enjoy Doty's impassioned ode to Leo's mysterious dome.
"Call of the Badger"
The call beyond the cyberworld
A squirrel?
Talk to me, or another...
I do not own a Mac.
A gust of wind is not your friend
Dick Van Patten swoop?
Weaving
Mending
Blending
Repeat
Ready for the world.
Tease your audience
Tease your hair,
The badger
The badger
You taunt me in my sleep.
Leo spams my dreams and corrupts my thoughts of Barbara Eden.
Have you made me a better man for updating my network?
Only the badger knows the truth.
Bill Doty