Martin finds crucial advice for those times his employer refuses to put him up for the night, Wednesday 3/27 at 7 p.m. Eastern on 'The Screen Savers.'
Also airs 3/27 at 10 p.m., 3/28 at 1 a.m., 7:30 a.m., and 11:30 a.m. Eastern.

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I haven't been on the show much lately because I've been traveling the country to interview big-name stars such as Gary Coleman, Dom Deluise, and the fabulous crooner Tony Orlando. You can see these and about 15 other celebrity interviews on "The Screen Savers" during the month of April.

Problem is, TechTV refuses to pay for my lodging when I travel (I also have to pack my own food). This is why The Budget Traveller's Guide to Sleeping in Airports has been such a godsend.

The site rates airports based on how safe and comfortable it is to sleep in them. Because anyone can contribute to the guide, you get ratings for virtually every airport in the world. Here's a review of the Sana, Yemen, airport, which gets a bad but colorfully descriptive ranking of "Hell."

Sleep ratings are also offered for an unfathomable number of other places, such as Burger King restaurants and Greyhound bus cargo holds.

By the way, if you ever try to sleep in the Burbank, California, airport, avoid the cheese dogs. If you do eat a cheese dog, make sure you sleep near Gate 3, next to the largest men's room in the facility. Other than that, I find sleeping in Burbank pretty comfortable, though the bar closes at 10 p.m.



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