Send in a video that proves your love and you could score a date with The Swish!

Hi there. My name's Laura Swisher. I'm a Leo who likes other people's traveler's checks, expensive dinners I don't have to pay for, famous people, world peace, multinational corporations with hip and edgy ad campaigns (Obey Your Thirst!), organized religion (but not spirituality), short walks on the beach (not just any beach, the beach -- you know which one I'm talking about), parenthetical asides, overusing "quotation marks," and sex with myself.


Turns out I'm one complex individual. I like to think of myself as charming. But what I consider cute quirks many folks label personality defects. In short, I can't find anyone to date me. Sure, there are those who would sleep with me, but I want someone who will sleep with me and feed me lobster while surrounded by famous people on that one beach. We'll discuss how best to free Tibet and laugh gaily. Is that too much to ask? I suppose with this contest we'll find out.


If you can accept me for who I am without suggesting or implying I need therapy, and if you can convince me you're worthy of my conditional love, then please enter the "Win a Date With Laura Swisher" contest.


Please note that my love is subject to the terms and agreement of the contest rules below.

  • Accepting videos (maximum two minutes long) on why you should win a date with Laura. The following formats are accepted: VHS, Beta, DV, Mini DV, or Hi-8.
  • Must be 18 years or older and a legal resident of the United States.
  • All entries must be received by 5 p.m. Pacific on March 29 .
  • Winner will be announced on or about April 12.




Click here for the official rules.



So if you love me, think you could love me, think I could love you, or just want access to the "Unscrewed" set so you can stalk Martin, enter today!